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DEBATE: My wife belong to kitchen (Very Funny)

Bismillahi..
As a lecturer, I think this perfectly fits me. So I plagiarized unedited a post thus:
My name is Mujaheed Naseer and I am here to support the motion which says, "My wife belongs to my kitchen, my living room and the other room."
My wife is the General Manager of my Ministry of Stomach Infrastructure. She is responsible for cooking my meals and dishing them at my request. As my Store Manager, she takes charge of all available food items and draw up a list of commodities required for the smooth running of her ministry.
She is also my Minister of Interior who ensures that our Living Room is not messed up by our children or visitors. Whenever I am away, she controls the television and dictates which channels the kids watch.
As my wife, of course she also belongs to my INNER ROOM and makes her "team" available for the "Champions League", any day, any time. Beyond these, she is the Vice president of the house in terms of our working together to consolidate our matrimony and move the family forward.
However, as far as my job (lecturer and blogger) is concerned, my wife only plays an advisory role and nothing more. She does not decide who passes my courses or on what grounds a student has passed or failed. If she, by accident, picks up an examination script and discovered some probable discrepancies on my part, her duty is to call my attention to it. No more, no less.
If after calling my attention to it, I refused to correct it based on my personal conviction, she has no right to go public with it or approach my employer to report me. If she do, then it is either that she has taken bribes from my students to secure them good grades, or is hell bent on sabotaging my job and destroying my life.
Thanks a million..
Mujaheed Naseer
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Posted by Unknown on Sunday, 16 October 2016 - Rating: 4.5
Title : DEBATE: My wife belong to kitchen (Very Funny)
Description : Bismillahi.. As a lecturer, I think this perfectly fits me. So I plagiarized unedited a post thus: My name is Mujaheed Naseer and I am he...

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DEBATE: My wife belong to kitchen (Very Funny)
2016-10-16T00:47:00-07:00
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